If you give a zombie a brain...

If you give a Zombie a brain to eat…

He’s going to want some more. When you take him out to get some…

He’s going to wander away. When you go looking for him…

You’ll find he’s infected dozens. As you try to round them up…

They won’t all fit in your car, so you steal a van. When you get the Zombies in the van…

The smell of rotting Zombies makes you sick, so you open the windows.

When you open the windows a Zombie sticks his head out and…

It gets knocked off by a pole. So, you turn around, get out, and pick it up. When you do…

The other Zombies get out and shamble in different directions. You try to round them up, but…

They’ve each made a dozen more.  As you fret over the growing horde, you see your first Zombie.

You run after him, but…

The military gets in your way. You try to explain that the first Zombie is your friend, but…

They think you started the apocalypse. Angry, they come after you, but…

Your Zombie shows up, with dozens of friends, and eats them. Your Zombie shuffles away, but…

You go after him. As you get close, the other Zombies smell your brain, so…

You pick up a bat and start swinging for your life. Your Zombie sees this and comes over.

You feel sure that he’s different so…

You drop the bat. But when he gets there, he has a hungry look in his otherwise dead eyes. Because when you befriend a Zombie…

He’s still going to want some brain to eat.